December 2011
- me: no trust me he's really attractive google images is just giving us bad results
November 2011
if hitmonlee and hitmonchan were named after bruce lee and jackie chan
was magikarp named after david karp
THEY WERE? How have I never realized this before?!

Dear Millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you’re spending it wrong.
have you ever gotten so angry about life that you run off into the rain take off your shirt and turn into a wolf